Rare Breeds
for Home Gardens
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Pink Jazz
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Lemon Spice Jalapeño
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Buena Mulata
At this time, all plant orders are only available via e-mail
Due to the high costs of shipping plants, our team is available for one-on-one service for your plant order via email. This is for plant orders, only. If you are interested in anything from our Shwag Catalogue, all of those items may be ordered traditionally via our website. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause!
We can arrange a pick-up for free, or delivery for a small fee!
Is it time to revolutionize your garden? You’ve found the right guys.
Check out our plants! The rarest, most unique heirloom cultivars of garden plants sourced from around the world and grown sustainably in our hand-crafted soil.
Full-grown, transplant-ready.
How It Works
We are a local team of botanists cultivating the most remarkable, uncommon breeds of plants on earth. At this time, we only service a local area around Metropolitan Detroit.
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Find the right plants for you or a loved one
Choose to have your plants hand delivered, or save some cash and pick them up at a specified time/location
Email The Plant Guys — at this time, all plant orders are via email only. However, you can shop the Shwag Catalogue for T-Shirts, etc. the old fashioned way
Availability is limited! Pre-orders are welcome. These rare breeds will be available for pickup beginning May 1st.
We are a small business; talk to us! Reach out via email with any questions at any time and you can expect the kind of one-on-one service that is missing in the big box stores.
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Resources
Whether you are brand new to gardening or just want to brush up on your plant knowledge, this is the spot for you!
Think Encyclopedia Brittanica meets The Plant Guys™ with a dash of blogginess…
Pepper Plant Pro-Tips
Pepper plants can be both stunning and delicious with the right care. Learn more about how to keep them happy and healthy!
What’s in the Soil?
A successful harvest relies on a solid start. Years of research and development has gone into our soil, and while we haven’t paid for the privilege to call it organic, we can tell you that the ingredients are organic :)
We are from Michigan; nobody knows construction like us, right? We appreciate your patience as we work out the kinks and update the content of our website. All of our orders at this time can be placed via email at damn.niceplants@gmail.com